Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Santa Barbara - Santa Barbara, California

Ben N.

I just want more action. When the girls all do the same dance over and over it gets old…. I am a fan of females but I won’t spend unless I see something special. Very respectful security. The girls are working girls of course they will try and scam you but you have to pay for what you want don’t let them play you. It’s a game back and forth pay for what you want don’t let them play you. Please please tell the girls to be different from each other. The same dance moves over and over is just no fun. Thank you though!

Romulus A.

Place is a joke. Really. Two customers no dancers and they charge an admission fee Funny, first it was $10 then the guy tells me to give him $20, then they want a tip.

If you have nothing better to do fine, go, waste $300, because for $300 there are plenty of places in town with chinese girls that will get your more fun

Max C.

A lot of the girls are super hot, very impressive group of ladies. Even so, spend your money on Milan. If you get her attention, she's worth the money. She's a lot of fun.

Darren F.

This is a very small stripclub, and the only one in santa barbara. Cover charge "depends on the time you go there" and will be between $20 to $30. (Includes one free non alcoholic drink) Laid back vibe, and the girls are mostly friendly.

Some girls will try to hustle you if you get a lap dance by demanding additional tips on top of the lap dance cost. I don't appreciate that type of attitude.

Dances are $30 for tpless $50 nood $220 vip 15 minutes since it's not explicitly stated.

zHDz B. I.

Had the best time of my life. I've never seen a girl naked in person until that night. I just turned 18. Staff is amazing they are friendly, and don't forget sexy! The lap dance is better than any lap dance you've heard of! Highly recommend ANY MEN to go try this spot.

F H.

Dropped in to check out the club on the last day in Santa Barbara, had a short haired brunette stop by to chat. After handing over money for a dance, she told me it was only half the amount needed. She took the money and walked off without a look back. Left soon after with a bummer of a let down from a hoped for anticaped great California experience. If you want to feel used; do stop by the establishment, you won't be disappoint......

Alex N.

I went to this club today to hang out and celebrate my first full paycheck living in Santa Barbara, I hadn't heard much positive things said about this place, especially online, but I never take reviews as truth, and I am glad I don't.
I got there early so obviously it was a little slow to start, but that would be unfair to say it was the club's fault in any way, I went early to check it out and kill time until it would be busy, but the guy at the door (Christian) went through the extra effort to get some girls out on the floor, even though I told him not to worry about it. It wasn't long before they brought out a wonderful gal (Jessie) onto the stage, I was impressed, she was not the most voluptuous woman but she knew very well how to use her body to the fullest.
Next they brought out a woman named Genevieve, she was friendly and found out my weaknesses very fast. I bought two lap dances at a great price and there she worked more on my personal desires. I was extremely pleased with all of their performances, and plan to be a regular here. I recommend it for just about everyone, I know there are people who say places like this might be "ghetto" or "slow" but I am from Santa Maria, I know what happens when both of those are put together and this place was above what I have seen in the past. Again, I suggest this as a good place to bring friends to hang out and have fun, like I plan to next Friday.

mike L.

My coworker and I stopped in on a Wednesday, just after opening. Told several times "girls be right out".
One girl, did a stage dance, followed by several more, "more girls be on stage soon. "
After ab hour of just sitting there, listening to awful music, we decided to cut our losses at $6 cover (advertising as free before 9pm) and genourously tipping, the one girl that did appear.
Sad, business practice, two customers in the place, and treated like second class citizens.
Good luck with that